The Kingdom of Womble 581 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.626 billion Womble 581ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Womble 581ian economy, worth 413 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 38,869 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,519 per year while the poor average 2,436, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 581's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 581 is ranked 227,719^th in the world and 1,925^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.